Day 387

I know I am biased, but I genuinely believe that my girl is the funniest. I definitely want to nurture this as comedy is very important to me, laughter is the best medicine and if you can’t laugh at yourself, how can you laugh at anyone else? Here is a small list of some things that made me giggle today…

Licked her own toes. Sat on the kitchen floor. Picked up her left foot and bent over to stick her big toe in her wee gob. Hilarious.

Rolled around the floor, giggling, before crawling over to her favourite reading spot like nothing odd had just occured. 

Started looking down the neck of her vest. I was washing up, my Big Human was cleaning the table and Wee Daftie was sitting in her highchair, giggling, and peering down the open neck of her vest like she’d never seen her tummy before.

Pulled a jumbo pack of maxi Tena lady pads from the supermarket shelf and was supremely displeased when we put them back. 

Decided to pull every paper item from my purse and sprinkle them behind the sofa. Meticulously, I might add. It was not a rush job.

Blew raspberries in my ear as I changed the most gigantic dirty nappy. Ever since she learned how to crawl, we haven’t changed any nappy with her lying down. Just not possible. So much wriggling. Please picture this, Wee Daftie standing, leaning on my shoulders, singing to herself and blowing raspberries in my ear. 

Fed me some of her lunch. This was after stealing my cereal from my bowl at brekkie. Obviously, this is a girl who likes to share food! Auntie Numbnuts will be proud.

Sat on the kitchen floor, pulled laundry from the basket and proceeded to put them on herself. Primarily a pair of undies as a snood. 

Attempted to climb into her toy box. Stood and performed perfect arabesques for about 5 minutes but never made it into the box. Sadly. Would have been hysterical! 

Things she did today that were less than amusing? Woke at 6am.